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Score: 10
Pain...

"Touched me"

submission: Pain...
date: November 6, 2005

Very nice work, Burgess. Smoothly animated, with an excellent music score to tie it all together. It showed the occurence of strife in a particular event, with nothing to help save a friend.

To all the people who called this "emo", "gay", "goth", etc., you all need to seriously get a life. Let me run down the things that Burgess put up.

Actually, no. I'd probably go into too much detail for your pea-brains. By the way, Burgess, you dropped your pocket.

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Score: 10
Yet Another Day

"Ah, this is good!"

submission: Yet Another Day
date: October 7, 2005

very nicely done, Jo. Original, creative, smooth, and altogether incredible. I enjoyed the music, and the anime was a nice touch to bring it together. The underlying plot was suggested, but not outright spoken, which is what I think you were trying to get at. The part with the shower was.....interesting. Nice prank XD. Plus the graphics tied perfectly with the music..

As for YOU, you moronic bad-reviewers, this is great work, and you can't deny that. I don't think Jo(anne?) thinks that your reviews are worth more than a single hair on her head. The work and effort she puts into ther flashes are great. It's almost impossible to do good anime with the limited tools that Flash gives you. TRY IT SOMEDAY!

And for the people who can't understand the bloody story, here's an outline-

-Jo wakes up to the sound of a loud alarm clock, jarring her out of bed.
-She takes a shower, only to learn that her relative is and said relative yells at her.
-She flushes the toilet, causing the water to become frigid
-She gets on her computer, only to find out that her files have been erased
-She falls out of her chair, listening to a sound.
-She begins cooking lunch(or dinner) for her family, to find that they have gone out.
-Some guy(probably Joseph Blanchette AKA Legendary Frog) turns her around, and she pounces on him.
-It was a dream, and she wakes up from a nap, finding a note from the same guy.
-She throws it out the window.

The End.

Now go put good reviews on worthwhile things like this
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Score: 10
Foamy: Hurricane Special

"Incredible, illwill"

date: August 30, 2005

To all you FUCKERS out there who are all "this sucks, it had no animation" OF COURSE NOT! ANIMATION TAKES TIME! ILLWILL GOT THIS OUT ASAP, AND GUESS WHAT! HE IS ONCE AGAIN RIGHT! MY COUSINS, UNCLES, AND AUNTS ARE ALL STAYING AT MY HOUSE FOR THE NEXT 15 FUCKING DAYS! YOU FUCKS ARE TOO BUSY WORRYING ABOUT ANIMATION TO ACTUALLY LISTEN TO ILLWILL! YOU FUCKING FUCKERS!

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Score: 10
Another Day Six

"DAMN! YOU'RE GETTING GOOD!"

submission: Another Day Six
date: August 11, 2005

To SFB: WOW! Great music, extremely good storyline and character models. I especially liked the "panning" part on the rollercoaster where it looks like the "camera" is shifting from the left of the carriage to the right of it. Even better is that you gave it a meaning behind the storyline. Like one out of 5 billion flashes on Newgrounds is like this. KUDOS! =D

To the people who hate the SFB and this Flash: YOU TOTALLY HAVE NO SENSE, DO YOU?! You come to newgrounds to watch people get maimed?! You wanted B.R. to punch out the rat?! Jesus Christ! Life isn't about stabbing people for fun, and you would retaliate when you knew your friend was gettign the cops?! and the reason why R.R. got the cop was because the cop was gonna find out anyway, and police are trained to "Serve and Protect"

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Score: 10
Another Day Four

"Very Nice, Dim!"

submission: Another Day Four
date: August 11, 2005

This was an excellent scene, and I know FbF is extremely hard to streamline, but whenever I do it, I just loadinate the backgrounds from my pbf files. Methinks that would make the backgrounds a little more streamlined. OR you could use the "blue screen" technique! You overlap two files to where they look like one. the backgrounds stay still, and the characters look independant from the scenery!

Overall, SUPER WORK!

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Score: 10
Halo: Funny Situations

"This is incredible"

date: June 7, 2005

to all you "people" who think this sucked, GET A LIFE! It may not have been the best in the world, but I thought it was great! Oh, and if you guys try to prove me wrong, I'll go to your house and assrape you with a PHONE!

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Score: 10
The Real Legend 2

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"

submission: The Real Legend 2
date: June 2, 2005

MY GOD THIS IS HILARIOUS! I SHIT MY PANTS I LAUGHESD SO HARD!
GANONFLAKES!

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Score: 9
Sheik's a woman?

"Good, but what the hell?"

submission: Sheik's a woman?
date: June 1, 2005

this was a funny flash, but jesus christ! why the hell did you have Nalem play girls in these flashes! especially the one with "Prideforce" 0.0'
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Score: 10
River City Comeback

"HOLY HELL!!!!"

date: May 30, 2005

THIS IS AMAZING! I would give it a 20 but it won't go past 10 T.T oh well, the only remotely bad thing is his mouth stretching. but keep up the good wurk DO0d!

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Score: 10
Foamy: Squirrel SOngs

"FOAMY RULES!"

date: May 24, 2005

Foamy rules, and his singing voice is amazing! and to all you Foamydowners (here on out known as Foamyfuckers) GO RAPE YOURSELVES WITH A STICK OF GUM! anyway, I recorded this entire thing and slowed it down, and he sounds really cool that way!

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