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Latest Flash Reviews

12 Reviews | 0 w/ Responses

Score: 10
Pain...

"Touched me"

submission: Pain...
date: November 6, 2005

Very nice work, Burgess. Smoothly animated, with an excellent music score to tie it all together. It showed the occurence of strife in a particular event, with nothing to help save a friend.

To all the people who called this "emo", "gay", "goth", etc., you all need to seriously get a life. Let me run down the things that Burgess put up.

Actually, no. I'd probably go into too much detail for your pea-brains. By the way, Burgess, you dropped your pocket.

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Score: 10
Yet Another Day

"Ah, this is good!"

submission: Yet Another Day
date: October 7, 2005

very nicely done, Jo. Original, creative, smooth, and altogether incredible. I enjoyed the music, and the anime was a nice touch to bring it together. The underlying plot was suggested, but not outright spoken, which is what I think you were trying to get at. The part with the shower was.....interesting. Nice prank XD. Plus the graphics tied perfectly with the music..

As for YOU, you moronic bad-reviewers, this is great work, and you can't deny that. I don't think Jo(anne?) thinks that your reviews are worth more than a single hair on her head. The work and effort she puts into ther flashes are great. It's almost impossible to do good anime with the limited tools that Flash gives you. TRY IT SOMEDAY!

And for the people who can't understand the bloody story, here's an outline-

-Jo wakes up to the sound of a loud alarm clock, jarring her out of bed.
-She takes a shower, only to learn that her relative is and said relative yells at her.
-She flushes the toilet, causing the water to become frigid
-She gets on her computer, only to find out that her files have been erased
-She falls out of her chair, listening to a sound.
-She begins cooking lunch(or dinner) for her family, to find that they have gone out.
-Some guy(probably Joseph Blanchette AKA Legendary Frog) turns her around, and she pounces on him.
-It was a dream, and she wakes up from a nap, finding a note from the same guy.
-She throws it out the window.

The End.

Now go put good reviews on worthwhile things like this
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Score: 10
Foamy: Hurricane Special

"Incredible, illwill"

date: August 30, 2005

To all you FUCKERS out there who are all "this sucks, it had no animation" OF COURSE NOT! ANIMATION TAKES TIME! ILLWILL GOT THIS OUT ASAP, AND GUESS WHAT! HE IS ONCE AGAIN RIGHT! MY COUSINS, UNCLES, AND AUNTS ARE ALL STAYING AT MY HOUSE FOR THE NEXT 15 FUCKING DAYS! YOU FUCKS ARE TOO BUSY WORRYING ABOUT ANIMATION TO ACTUALLY LISTEN TO ILLWILL! YOU FUCKING FUCKERS!

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Latest Audio Reviews

4 Reviews | 2 w/ Responses

Score: 10
FBX1 - Escaping Winters Grip

"*head falls off*"

date: December 16, 2005

hot damn! This is good! Although I see some lacking traits, this is the best song of yours I've ever heard. You may be the next ParagonX9!

5/5

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Score: 10
The Battle!

"I think I love you, man"

submission: The Battle!
date: December 16, 2005

Ok, here's the deal. Again, my speakers are slightly better than yours (but only slightly, you need to hear your music). However, there's a a crackling during the bass and violin. In addition to that, I'm going to put this in the flash I'm working on. Props to ya, man!

P.S. this thing would already be a diamond even without that asshole who dowloaded.

Author's Response:

Thanks a lot, I look forward to seeing your flash.

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Score: 9
Ablaze

"Very nice."

submission: Ablaze
date: December 15, 2005

this is very good, nice clarity and all that. However, I heard some spikes in reverb during the first "pound" sounds. Yet it had an interesting sound in it. Kudos! 4.5/5

Author's Response:

Thanks a lot for reviewing! I dont really hear the spikes on the reverb, but maybe thats because your speakers are better than mine.

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